Accidental Discharge of a Nuclear Weapon?

by Briana on December 15, 2010

in Journal

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You can never be too prepared.

Since we are no longer renters, my rings and other jewelery are not covered by Renter’s Insurance.  So I found myself searching out a way to keep these precious items covered and in my search I found this, a quote taken from Jewlery Mutual:

““We” do not pay for a loss if one or more of the following…

1. Wear and tear to “covered property.”

2. Gradual deterioration of “covered property.”

[blah blah blah, then this]

5. d. The discharge of a nuclear weapon even if it is accidental.”

So so so funny!! Who writes these things?!?

There have been some very funny moments in my life lately. After returning from CO (for my Grandfathers memorial service -sad face) Bratt (Bree & Matt for those of you who don’t know) went to a seminar. The seminar was on money management and was held at the Convention Center here in SD. There were A LOT of network marketers there, so there was a lot of networking! A basic conversation with me went like this:

Them: Hey! Are you intersted in making millions of dollars and never having to work again? What’s your name?

Me: Hi, I’m Bree.

Them: Hey Bree! Where are you from?

Me: Here

Them: Oh cool!! Where abouts?

Me: I live in the parking lot behind the Convention Center. Outside of the Joe’s Crab Shack.

Them: … uh… um…really…?… (quizzical look on their face)

Me: Yes. :) Nice to meet you. Have a really great day! Bye.

Now there were some occasions that I would elaborate and explain, but most of the time I just left it as it was. Matt has said that he has stopped telling people that we live in an RV and shifted his explanations to “we are on an extended adventure.” Me however, I like the looks of shock and confusion. :)

Matt’s birthday was on 12/10 and so to celebrate (and further embrace our current lifestyle choice) on Friday 12/17 we will have a “Trailer Trash” costume party. Stay tuned for pictures from that!

xoxo

Bree.

Who now lives in “The Alley”

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