So it’s no secret that “the economy” (excuse me a billion times for even uttering that phrase) is well, let’s just say, not at it’s most awesome.
People are starving for opportunities but have simply been coming up empty-handed. Well fret no more America. There’s a shiny beacon of hope and I’m here to break this story wide open. You’ll remember where you were the day you first read this. Get ready to have your minds blown.
2 words people. Rainbow Investing.
I know. I know. Take a second. Catch your breath. Slow it down. That’s it. Focus.
It’s been right in front of our faces the ENTIRE TIME. I know I feel stupid but what would be even more stupid is to not start acting on this… like immediately. This could quite possibly be the biggest thing since the Shake Weight and please just remember when you’re buying your commuter Ferrari that you heard it hear first.
So I’m gonna keep this short and sweet.
I was driving down Broadway today in San Diego and I’m sick as a dog, it’s been gray and dumping rain for days on end and just BLEH. I sense a change in the light and realize the clouds have actually broken a bit (although it’s still raining) and ahead of me is this stunning rainbow. I captured it on my phone camera (post pic). And it just hits me. Plain as day. Why haven’t I seen this before? The end of the rainbow is going straight smack dab into the top of the Chase bank building. Are you with me? DO YOU REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS? This is big time!!! Rainbow Investing. The Leprachauns have been trying to help us for millenia. But we were just too blind to see it. Inconceivable.
We’ve been too blind to see that those rambunctious little green fictional characters had our financial well being in mind all this time. Bless their green helpful hearts. If it hasn’t hit you like a ton of Lucky Charms already let me spell it out for you – end of the rainbow – pot o’ gold. Hello. The Leprechauns are kicking us down stock tips.
Take note that they’ve been hording gold coins forEVER and have you happened to see the price of gold lately? Exactly. They are obviously true investing geniuses. So first thing I do when I get home is flip open my laptop and check out JPMorgan Chase stock and sure as Finnegan’s Foot it was up over 2% for the day!!! UMMM, YOU’RE WELCOME. I’d suggest riding this baby for all it’s worth. My conservative advice would be to leverage all assets, open a margin account and start storm chasing rainbows. Rainbow ends on a McDonalds. Buy McDonalds. Rainbow ends in a cornfield, corn futures. Rainbow ends on an Indian casino, go into said casino and start feeding the slots til they spill your rightful riches. You get the picture. It ain’t brain surgery. Now get moving!
I’m pretty sure after this blog post drops I’m going to be inundated with calls from all the big networks and won’t have time for my fan anymore. Sorry Mom. That’s the price we pay when you reach the top of the financial guru poop pile.
Tally ho…
Somewhere over the rainbow,
Matt
LOL! The little people be playin’ tricks on young Matty O’Schultz. Either that or you’ll need to move to Seattle (heehee) where we get lots more rain (hence, lots more rainbows)! Hope you feel better soon. Hugs from your fan (thanks for the shout out!).
Fabulous photo!